the hotness


20
Nov 09

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

Lady Gaga at the VMAs

Lady Gaga at the VMAs

I know, I know, I’m the last person in the entire universe to get on this bandwagon*, but still: damn, who the fuck is Lady Gaga, and what fucking planet is she from? Her songs are absurd dance explosions, her fashion is already the stuff of legend, and her videos are like super-condensed tiny little films that reference everything from Hitchcock to Minnie Mouse.

*Thanks, Marla!

They combine the superglam pop fashion sensibility that’s come to dominate celebrity culture since the passing of grunge (see:  Gwen Stefani, Beyonce) with the grotesque, disturbing, Uncanny Valley sensibility that was once found in the videos of Marilyn Manson. You can find any of them on youtube yourself, though (I particularly recommend “Paparazzi” and “Bad Romance”), so instead I’m going to show you a couple of things that you might not see otherwise.

Lady Gaga is a fantastic songwriter, of course, but that superslick production almost disguises what a talented musician she is. For all the vocoder she employs, woman has got a pair of LUNGS. Check out this video of her playing piano and singing a stripped-down version of “Paparazzi.”

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9
Nov 09

Turn around and I’ll pick up the slack

From the cover of FutureSex/LoveSounds

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m kind of desperate for another Justin Timberlake album to come out.

Remember in 2006, a few months before FutureSex/LoveSounds came out, when we all heard “SexyBack” for the first time? And we were like, “wait, who is this?” And then someone was like, “Duh, it’s Justin Timberlake.” And we were like, “WHAT THE FUCK.” It sounded so different, so much more mature and sexy and gritty than anything he’d done before. Continue reading →


30
Oct 09

The hottest thing on the entire internet

And it’s only 20 seconds in length! I just saved you 161 minutes and 40 seconds. You’re welcome.


18
Sep 09

He says, “Murder,” he says

Betty Hutton

Betty Hutton

Have I ever told you about how much I love Dinah Shore? She’s pretty much my favorite vocalist in the entire world, but that’s a subject for a different post. I was listening to a “Best of” compilation of hers the other day and noticed a track that I hadn’t paid much attention to before, called, “‘Murder,’ He Says.”


Dinah Shore – “‘Murder,’ He Says”

It’s from early-on in WWII, and written by Frank Loesser, best known for How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying and Guys and Dolls on Broadway, and a number of Tin Pan Alley hits. Shore’s version was pleasant enough to catch my ear, especially with the opening line:

Finally found a fella
Almost completely divine
But his vocabulary
Is killing this romance of mine

His… vocabulary? Is that anything like a girl’s “Personality”?

Dinah Shore — “Personality” (20s sample)

I did a youtube search out of curiosity, and unearthed what is perhaps one of the greatest clips ever committed to film: a version of “‘Murder,’ He Says” recorded by a 22-year-old Betty Hutton, for benefit of the troops: Continue reading →


9
Sep 09

A funny face, and a crooked smile

Lissy Trullie
Do you know the song “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division? Sure you do. Starts like this, right?

Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” Single Mix, Intro (10s)

Definitely one of the great classic song intros of the new wave movement. From the instant you hear that clarion guitar chord, you know what song you’re listening to. For whatever reason, the hardwiring in my brain is more familiar with the b-side mix of that single:

Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” B-Side Mix, Intro (6s)

Hear how it’s slightly different? The intro rhythm of the regular mix is just played on a guitar (or two), while on the b-side the bass guitar comes right in at the start. There’s also a slight pause between that little starting beat and the driving rhythm on single mix, while they’re more elided on the b-side, and more importantly, on the b-side that intro beat is actually a little trill composed of three strums. A tiny difference, but vital here. Have you heard of Lissy Trullie? This is the intro to her recent single, “Boy Boy”: Continue reading →