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9
Sep 09

A funny face, and a crooked smile

Lissy Trullie
Do you know the song “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division? Sure you do. Starts like this, right?

Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” Single Mix, Intro (10s)

Definitely one of the great classic song intros of the new wave movement. From the instant you hear that clarion guitar chord, you know what song you’re listening to. For whatever reason, the hardwiring in my brain is more familiar with the b-side mix of that single:

Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” B-Side Mix, Intro (6s)

Hear how it’s slightly different? The intro rhythm of the regular mix is just played on a guitar (or two), while on the b-side the bass guitar comes right in at the start. There’s also a slight pause between that little starting beat and the driving rhythm on single mix, while they’re more elided on the b-side, and more importantly, on the b-side that intro beat is actually a little trill composed of three strums. A tiny difference, but vital here. Have you heard of Lissy Trullie? This is the intro to her recent single, “Boy Boy”: Continue reading →


2
Sep 09

Big Girls vs. Fatties vs. Ambiguously Gay Male Pop Stars

One of my favorite figures of speech is describing something as being like “the love child of ___ and ___.” As in, “Have you seen Pan’s Labyrinth? It’s like the love child of The Pianist and the actual Labyrinth!” Or “Hey! Look at that guy over there! He looks like the love child of David Bowie and Bob Barker!” (How terrifying would that be? Actually, how terrifying was Pan’s Labyrinth?)

What would happen if two songs had a baby?

Freddie Mercury & Morrissey

Freddie Mercury & Morrissey

If songs look anything like their singers, it would look like this: Continue reading →


26
Aug 09

We Are Not What You Think We Are

Mika, in his ongoing quest to be like both Grace Kelly and Freddie Mercury, has released a brand-spanking-new single, “We Are Golden.” Like “Grace Kelly” (the single) and Freddie Mercury (the musician), WAG demonstrates the confectionery pop that is the Mika signature sound, a mix of delicately tread piano-lined verses, contrasted with a harder hitting, anthemically belted chorus. Paired with the visually delicious video (directed by Madonna favorite Jonas Åkerlund), there’s a lot of pleasure to be had here– a shame it didn’t come out three or so months ago, so it could really shine as a summer jam.

What’s really wonderful about this single is that it comes out of the box with not one but TWO Calvin Harris mixes– a radio edit, and a “vocal mix,” both of which feature Harris’s typical fuzzed out stuttering dancepop treatment. They’re a marvelous remedy for those who are a bit turned off by the more saccharine elements of the original mix, and the second will be especially fine for DJs looking for something to warm up their turntables this fall. Thanks to Liz for linking me to the video!


2
Jul 09

13 Most Beautiful

I recently had the rare joy of being able to score a free ticket to something I gladly would have paid full price to see: Dean Wareham and Britta Phillips playing their (mostly) original score to 13 Warhol screen tests, which were commissioned by the Warhol Institute in Pittsburgh.

I’ve loved Dean and Britta in pretty much all of their incarnations (for at least the first track, “Night Nurse” on their 2003 album L’ Avventura, for their work in Luna, for Dean’s work in Galaxie 500, and for Britta being Jem’s singing voice (truly outrageous!!!)). Clearly, I would have paid good money to see them without the face-melting hotness of having Warholian screen tests projected behind them. And let me tell you, my face is completely melted. There’s nothing left. I’m writing this as Skeletor.

Spiderman made me gay

Spiderman made me gay

Warhol’s screen tests were shot between 1963 and 1966, and are all black and white, on 100 ft rolls of film (2.75 minutes), which in Warhol slowmo means that they’re four minutes each, just the right length for a song. They weren’t actually screen tests in the Hollywood sense, I think, but yet another way for Warhol to capture the fleeting beauty and sensuality of his cast of characters.

The 13 picked by/for Dean and Britta are especially fantastic. Among others, we have Lou Reed, Nico, Edie Sedgwick, and Dennis Hopper. A shitty picture taken with my phone:

Edie Sedgwick

Edie Sedgwick

Wareham (and occasionally Phillips) gave brief bits of information before or after a lot of the screen tests. A few folks are still alive, but a lot died or disappeared not too long after their filmings. Speed seemed to be involved in several of the stories, unsurprisingly.

What I liked best was the ways in which the music and film interacted, some literal and some more sweetly subtle. A lot of the songs are lyrically related, either chosen because they thematically relate to the life of the subject, or are covers of a song by the artist. Lou Reed gets a cover of a recently discovered VU song, “I’m Not a Young Man Anymore,” and for Nico a very moving rendition of “I’ll Keep it With Mine,” originally penned by Dylan.

Nico

Nico

Beyond the literal, there was a frequent phenomenon that I like to call the “Jets to Brazil” effect, named after the poster in Breakfast at Tiffany’s that says “Jets to Brazil,” which will recall to many modern viewers the contemporary band. Filmed over forty years ago, many of the screen test stars appear to be smiling at or bobbing their heads to Dean and Britta’s melodies. In the Dennis Hopper piece the music builds to an emotional crescendo that breaks loose just as Hopper breaks into a wide grin, nodding his head in time. Ingrid Superstar strokes her face with her fingers, moodily mugging at the camera, but her sleepy grin seems to conspire with the faint rockabilly twang of her song on the soundtrack.

I’m looking forward to finding the DVD and hearing the songs again, but I’m thrilled that I got to see this live and in person. It exceeded all expectations, and with any luck I’ll spend tonight dreaming of Jane Holzer brushing her teeth.


13
Apr 09

Three points for the team

Rachel Maddow on Republican teabagging. No, it never gets old.