Posts Tagged: beyonce


4
May 10

There’s nothing not to love about me

Oh, Happy Day! There’s a new Beyoncé video! Check out “Why Don’t You Love Me”:

Things that I love:

  • She’s parodying/inhabiting the role of post-war (up through 1970s) housewife, one that we usually seen in the context of being oh-so-very-white.
  • It was filmed with a vintagey/Super 8 kind of feel, which somehow contributes to Beyoncé’s even-more-than-usual face-melting hotness.
  • This video is ostensibly about a man who wronged/is wronging her, but there are no men in the video. And let’s be honest here, who needs men when we have so much hot Beyoncé to look at?
  • That funktastic driving bassline and percussion, combined with the lyrics (“I got beauty, I got class, I got style, and I got ass /And you don’t even care to care”; “There’s nothing not to love about me”) make this a pretty decent “You wronged me and I am ANGRY” anthem, though I’d like to see a little more tooth. “Good Luck” by the Basement Jaxx, you’ve almost got some competition.
  • She feather-dusts her Grammys. Yeah, that’s right.
  • Did I mention her runny eye makeup? While drinking those giant fucking martinis? Sweet Jesus, that pot roast isn’t the only thing that’s on fire.

12
Mar 10

I told you she didn’t have a dick

Just a reminder: last night, this happened:

All I have to say is, LET’S MAKE A SANDWICH. And what what, I fucking love some Thelma and Louise references.


11
Mar 10

Purple teardrops I cry

Okay kids. Tonight at 11:30pm EST is the official debut of Lady Gaga’s Telephone” video, featuring Beyoncé. It’s evidently a nine minute sequel to her super fabulous “Paparazzi” video, which weighed in at seven minutes. Who’s excited about this? Duh, we are. To get prepared, here’s the video for “Paparazzi.”

It’s kind of like watching the most recent Harry Potter movie to get ready for the new one when it comes out. READY, SET, NERD.